I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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