If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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