The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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