Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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