Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
