This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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