using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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