I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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