They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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