sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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