Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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