no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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