Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
it glows. i had to have it.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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