im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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