so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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