I think i peed on brittanys purse
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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