Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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