Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Still dying that you shit outside
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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