Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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