Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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