okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
You left your phone here
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