thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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