Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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