and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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