I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You're earring is so big in my mouth
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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