and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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