I feel great
I just peed on a car
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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