we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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