you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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