I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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