OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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