Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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