Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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