ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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