yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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