party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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