what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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