How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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