i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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