I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
even my farts smell like vagina
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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