I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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