we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
