Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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