Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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