we're blogging at a bar
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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