The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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