I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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