was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
He shit in the fireplace
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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