i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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