So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
